remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it?

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are gray You’ll never know dear, how much I love you Please don’t take my sunshine away

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You’ll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don’t take my sunshine away

fuckyeahdementia: sad birthday cat [via]

fuckyeahdementia:

sad birthday cat

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if you have steam and have these games add me so we can play

  • Killing floor
  • minecraft
  • Left 4 dead 2
  • Star Wars - battlefront 2

i thought i had more multiplayer games haha

oh steam name is commandercharmander

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1612th:

imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off” in its deep spider voice and its just like a really chill spider overall 

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